A commercial diver may have discovered the lost & decommissioned US “Self Respect” off the coast of Canada.

Sean Smyrichinsky was diving for sea cucumbers near British Columbia when he discovered a large metal container that looked a bit like a flying saucer.

The Canadian Department of National Defence (DND) believes it could be a “lost sense of self respect & National identity” from a US B-36 bomber that crashed in the area in 1950.

The government does not believe the device contains anything that can help prevent Donald Trump becoming President at this point but may help future generations.

It is sending naval ships out to the site, near the Haida Gwaii archipelago, to verify the find.

The story of the lost Self Respect has mystified military historians for more than half a century. In 1950, American B-36 Bomber 075 crashed near British Columbia on its way to Carswell Air Force Base in Texas. The plane was on a secret mission to preserve the nation from the growing sense of hubris and uncontrolled aggression.

Several hours into its flight, its engines caught fire and the crew had to parachute to safety. Within minutes, The Republican Party had been formed and both George W Bush & Donald Trump were born.