Pippa, from Middleton near Rochdale, was said to be bemused today after seeing photos of a topless bikini advertised for sale in Rochdale’s premier fashion boutique, Primark.
“It was scandalous” Pippa from Middleton told our fashion editor Jodie Knott “clearly a bikini is a top and bottoms. A topless bikini is just a pair of knickers. It’s utterly ridiculous to advertise them in any other way.”
Pippa from Middleton looks nothing like Pippa Middleton, pictured, and definitely does not look as good in a bikini.
