In the wake of the “scandal” surrounding Hillary Clinton’s comments describing half of Trump supporters as a “basket of deplorables”, The Rochdale Herald commissioned an exhaustive study which revealed some startling results about Trump supporters.
We found that exactly one half of Trump’s supporters were “gullible obese dickheads” whilst the other half were racist homophobes. You honestly couldn’t make it up.
Of the Trump supporters interviewed, 100% said “obviously make America great again” when asked to name a Trump policy, and 100% were unable to point to France on a map of France.
“Trump tells it like it is,” said Clyde Kernickity, “like how that Muslim Obama was behind the inside job 7/11 and is using chemtrails to fund the FEMA camps and vaccinate our guns with autisms!”
Hillary was unavailable for comment as her human suit is currently being repaired.
