Raving Republican Trump-nugget and ex New York mayor, Rudy Giuliani, was voted Black Man of the Year today after it turned out he’s done more to save black lives than Beyonce.
After Beyoncé, a black woman, did a show that featured black people enacting things from black culture and history, the venomous, bald pigmy spat;
“It’s shameful! I’ve saved more black lives than her! By having cops target them! It worked! Crime fell under my reign!”
The straggle-haired politician did indeed see a drop in crime when in power. At the same rate and by the same amount as every other bit of the USA, with or without stopping and searching black people.
“I did more for black civil rights than Martin Luther King, more for black pride than Malcolm X and more for separatism than Farrakhan” continued Giuliani, “And I beat that Muhammed Ali for the Heavyweight title! I did more for India than that bastard Ghandi as well! I INVENTED PEANUT BUTTER, MOTHERFUCKERS!”
The award presented shortly after this outburst by Carlton Banks of the BelleAir Black Trump Society.
