Wanky-named cod impersonator and Labour MP Thangar Debonairre (ironically in charge of modern culture!) was recently told to “Get in the sea,” by a student of Bristol University.
The Labour MP then reported this as a threat on her life, thus proving to everyone that she needs to get in the fucking sea.
“Clearly telling me to get in the sea means that I should drown and that in turn means this person was obviously threatening to shoot me and stab me in a dark alley. There’s no other explanation available on thousands upon thousands of websites that I could have easily found if I had the capacity to use Google,” she probably said.
Whether she is a thin-skinned, humourless twerp who deliberately used the horror of recent murder of an MP to shut up a critic and get them into trouble with their uni for daring to criticise her or just really stupid is as yet unknown.
She needs to enter a large body of salty water though; everyone can agree on that.
