Revelations of comments made by Donald Trump’s running mate, the ‘Caucasian Executioner of Indiana’, Mike Pence show that Governor Pence might not know how to put on a condom.
The conversation, quoted in The Independent this morning by a proper journalist who does research and everything, took place between Mr Pence and CNN’s Wolf Blitzer in 2002 about Colin Powell’s position on condom usage in the war against AIDS. He said;
“The other part is that, frankly, condoms are a very, very poor protection against sexually transmitted diseases, and in that sense … the Secretary of State may be inadvertently misleading millions of young people and endangering lives.”
Mr Blitzer apparently asked Mr Pence how he was wearing them, after being brought around with smelling salts by a Paramedic. To which Mr Pence responded by asking; “wearing them?”
In a bizarre twist to the story of the Republican Presidential ticket it seems that Mr Pence believes that contraception is a sin, that condoms don’t work and are a commie, liberal plot to give us all AIDS.
He called Colin Powell’s, the former four star general, national security advisor to Ronald “The Liberal” Reagan, George Bush Snr’s Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff and the man behind both the Invasion of Panama and Operation Desert Storm, comments about condoms a “modern liberal solution to the problem”.
The Pope is rumoured to have responded by saying “he said what?”
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