A member of UKIP has made the news after showing the good old, British, Christian spirit: he’s built a large billboard to piss off his neighbours.

Tim “Dim but dim” McBrillo, a god-fearing, Nigel Faragophile xenophobe celebrates the message of joy and goodwill to all men each year by making huge racist displays for his Muslim neighbours.

“I don’t think it’s racist at all,” said Dim, “It’s just that the darkies tend to have a chip on their shoulder. They’re genetically programmed to play the soddin’ race card. That’s why they think everything is racist.”

The Banner, on a suburban street in Bigot’s Edge, Hampshire, is written as a letter to God and says:

“Dear God, Who is grat and everthing,

please coud you fix it 4 me too hav England leeve that EU be6 the bloody muzzies take ova! I ain’t lerning no Arabic, mate! It wud be much better without em comin over here, eating are jobs, marrying are benifitts and making Share Rears law everywhere!

So, please fix it proper like what its supposed two be like.

God willing.

Lot’s off luv (but not the quear tipe),

Timmy”

Dim maintains that there’s nothing offensive about the display and defends it as a way to get people talking.

“Listen it’s an undeniable fact, that the EU is giving 700 million visas to terrorists every day, innit? But as all the media is owned by lefties nobody ever talks about it!

“At this rate of immigration everybody on this fair, green isle will be an Muslamic suicide bomber by teatime on February the 19th, 2018!”

We asked some of Dim’s neighbours for their opinion. Many didn’t want to give it in case they ended up associated with either Dim or UKIP but Mrs Ann O’Neamus said, “Obviously it’s disgusting, racist and childish but credit where credit’s due: it’s much less offensive than the swastika he made out of fairy lights last year!”

Achmed Jones Mahmood, from Bigot’s Edge Muslim Council was less impressed: “He’s a loon! Have you seen his eyes swivel? The year before last his display was a bunch of animatronic Klansmen and a burning cross! He said they were snowmen and the burning cross was the christmas star!”

Asked if he found the display at all offensive Mr Mahmood said, “Yes, I love our language and he’s vomiting all over it! His spelling is atrocious! If you can’t speak the language you should piss off!”

Meanwhile there has been talk of the local council both taking the display down and fining Dim for being a racist without planning permission.

“Typical communist Islamophiles! They just want to censor the truth about Angela Merkel being Osama Bin Laden’s secret wife! And I ain’t paying no fine if it’s issued using them bloody Arabic numerals! New world order! 9-11 was an inside leg!” said Dim, in a toga whilst stood on one leg, wearing a tin foil hat and shouting through a cardboard megaphone.

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