A writer for a satirical news site recently spent a lot of time saying that Jeremy Clarkson and Co’s new Grand Tour show was going to flop.
Now he’s been shown to be utterly wrong, how does he feel? We caught up with the loser, who we will call SZ, to rub it in.
How good are your predictions then, eh?
“I was right about Trump! Alright, I admit that Grand Tour wasn’t too bad. Good for them,” says SZ as he wipes away the tears with a Chris Evans tee shirt, “It could have been worse.”
It blew that Crappy Top Gear reboot out of its arse every time it bent over, you mean! It was awesome and you have to admit it!
“It was… Better than I expected. It was quite good, alright? For fuck’s sake I was only joking about wanting it to fall on its arse!”
Were you, Sco- I mean SZ? Were you really? So you hadn’t already written half an article smugly shouting “I told you so!” and weren’t just waiting for the details to publish it?
“I think I might have made some notes…”
So admit it: you were wrong! Grand Tour was not only better than that Evans travesty that you defend but probably better than Clarkson, Hammond and May’s Top Gear as well.
“It… Look, I have admitted I was wrong! Leave it alone. Can’t you see I’m not well?”
Yeah, cause you’re butt hurt! Admit it: it was flipping good and you’re miffed because despite your pretentiousness, you really liked it!
“Only if you let me have credit for your next article.”
Fair enough.
“Right… I was wrong. Despite my pretentiousness, I, Scott Zsalt, admit that Grand Tour was actually pretty damn good and pissed all over the BBC revamp and it might even be better than the original Clarkson and company Top Gear. Right? Happy?”
Absofuckinglutely, mate. Absofuckinglutely.
