Dick Turnip
19th century vegetable highwayman/ satirist.
Likes: the sound of a solitary house fly loitering hectically around his ear and the feeling of a warm toilet seat.
Favourite topic: writing about political intrigue involving biscuits.
RBS announces plan to rebrand as The Money Pit
The Royal Bank of Scotland has today announced losses of 7 billion pounds in the fiscal year of 2016.
The Bank has been running at...
