Potential Commander in Chief and obsessive tiny handed gesturer, Donald Trump, made the extraordinary admittance in an interview with CNN.
The revelation came as the FBI raided his luxary solid gold maisonette in Long Island, Tuesday. (I was going to say ‘on Tuesday’ but I’m seeing if our new proof reader will de-Americanise the articles I steal and bastardise).
The raid came about after an anonymous tip off came from a concerned neighbour who said that the residence smelt more of death ‘than usual’.
Defiant Mr. Trump said; “Look, people get in the way in business and that needs fixing, sure there’s more. There’s more alright, definitely more.”
“Ironically the first person I put in the closet was my assistant who tried coming out of one. He was gay, you get it? Never mind, he’s dead now. So dead.”
When asked about his complete lack of compassion Mr. Trump said;
“It’s all a fix. I’ll sue the families of these victims when I’m president and I get charged. Check Killery’s closet, see if them missing emails are in there”.
