The world has been glued to the news whenever Donald Trump makes an announcement regarding the bitter rivalry with North Korea.
As we have been waiting with bated breath to find out the outcome to such a tense and potentially world-changing situation, the President appears to have sought a solution. The result is not one that anyone was expecting; a brand new golf resort on the outskirts of Pyongyang.
When the leader of the free world revealed that he had come to a “final decision” for Kim Jong-Un, to be disclosed during a scheduled press conference, we feared the worst. President Trump stated; “After careful and considerate thought and a brief discussion with Kim Jong-Un, I can say with all certainty that war…Will not go ahead! Kim and I had a talk and he is a great guy, believe me. He loves the finer things in life and sports, especially golf. I said to him, ‘Look Kim, why don’t we stop all this silliness. We can make a golf course right on your doorstep’. He loved the idea”.
Although unlikely in the eyes of many, Donald Trump may have just saved Guam, South Korea and the rest of the world. Trump received a standing ovation from the members of the press in attendance of the conference, as it is the most audacious manner by which to successfully agree a truce. Critics have voiced their opinion on social media, asking who is to fund the golf resort and if the people of Guam are really safe.
Kim Jong-Un has been unavailable to discuss the move with the Herald, but is believed to be very excited and looking forward to teeing off against Trump.
