The Duchess of Sussex Megan Markle has today given birth to a healthy child after a quick labour.
Prince Harry is reported as delighted, as is his Great-Grandfather, Prince Philip, who is reportedly over the moon that the new addition to the Windsor-Mountbatten dynasty is “White enough.”
Anticipation of the new royal’s name is a source of excitement and conjecture, with favourites being Arthur, Albert and Keith.
However, reliable sources close to the Duke and Duchess of Sussex have informed the Rochdale Herald that the parents, continuing to break tradition in favour of a modern and inclusive approach, will call the child ‘Mohammad.’
It is believed the child will be classed as an American national and raised as gender neutral.
Prince Harry was overheard telling a friend on the maternity ward,
“We will let little Mohammed decide whether to identify as either a Duke or Duchess when the time comes.”
