A Rochdale based psychic has won the Euromillions lottery for the sixth week running.
In an interview conducted 7 weeks ago Psychic Islet told us, “I’ve always been able to see into the future. Every time I dream I dream the lottery numbers so I thought I’d put it to good use. People have asked why I didn’t do this sooner but I wanted others to benefit from my gift. But you start to get disillusioned after a while. Just playing to a half filled community center and telling people about how their gran says she’s fine or the dog is enjoying life humping dogs in heaven. I started to want more from life so I started playing the lottery.”
Islet has won £240m over the last 6 weeks and intends to give some of it to Exxon Mobil as a charitable donation.
Psychic Islet also had this to say, “Anybody considering getting the 47X bus next Monday morning should stay in bed. I’ve foreseen an empty bus which means it’s definitely going to break down. Also, don’t be surprised if Gemma Collins is Prime Minister by the end of the year.”
And if you wish to meet Psychic Islet, she will be communicating with the ghost of Princess Diana at the Robert Mugabe Memorial Hall in Oldham later this week.
A spokesperson for EuroMillions told us, “You’d think we’d have come up with more stringent rules about psychic’s entering the lottery by now. But for some reason, they never seemed to win in the past. I guess the advantages that come with seeing into the future weren’t appreciated previously.”