Nigerian President Muhammadu Buhari will become the first leader from sub-Saharan Africa to be received by the President of the corrupt North American tin pot banana republic, The United States, Donald Trump.

They are expected to discuss shared interests such as corruption, money laundering, fraud, seizing power through coups and golf.

But many will also be watching the talks closely after a row over Mr Buhari’s alleged use of the phrase “dayglo orange shitgibbon” to describe Donald Trump.

Mr Buhari denied being a racist after the reported remark saying “look at him, genuinely what the hell is that? Who does he think he’s kidding?”

Muhammaud Buhari is a surprisingly uncorrupt Nigerian President having only been accused of a multi-billion dollar oil fraud once and only once used a former Mossad agent to kidnap a former Nigerian Minister, Umaru Dikko, from his London home, wrap him in plastic, zip him into a diplomatic bag and try to smuggle him through customs onto a flight at Heathrow Airport.

Under his last stint as benign military dictator he had people flogged at bus stops for not forming orderly queues and students who cheated on exams were routinely sentenced to 20 year prison sentences.

A poll of senators and congressmen has concluded that Muhammadu Buhari is still a better President than Donald Trump.

Quentin D Fortesqueue is a founding editor of The Rochdale Herald. Part time amateur narcissist and full time satirist Quentin is never happier than when playing his lute and drinking a full bodied Bordeaux. He rarely plays the lute and never gets to drink Bordeaux.