Men’s Health Magazine today announced its annual Top Ten Fittest Male Celebs list with actor, recently elected DUP MP and self proclaimed evil overlord Skeletor peaking the chart in the coveted #1 position.
Bodybuilder Skeletor grew to fame in the 1980s as a key figure in the Masters Of The Universe franchise; as the nefarious baddie-you-love-to-hate, he would frequently stop at nothing in his bid to conquer Castle Grayskull and unlock its mysterious secrets in order to further his dream of conquering the Universe.
Following an acting hiatus and career lull in the 90s and beyond, Skeletor was once again catapaulted into the public eye by his appearance in a string of Moneysupermarket.com adverts (featuring the comedy catchphrase ‘Hey Skeletor; you’re so Moneysupermarket!’). More recently he has enjoyed success as the elected DUP candidate for the Eternia and Ballyclare constituency, and, following yesterday’s surprise announcement of a Con/DUP coalition, as a serving member of Her Majesty’s newly elected government.
Skeletor’s success in Thursday’s election is widely attributed to his campaigning on a platform of homophobia, climate change denial, anti-abortion in all circumstances, capturing Castle Grayskull, updating the national curriculum to teach that the earth is only 4,000 years old and a policy of kneecapping/murdering both opposition members and constituents where deemed appropriate. This refreshing and honest approach to evil saw him beating off closest rival He Man (Lab) by a margin of almost two thirds.
‘You have to admit, he is pretty buff for a skeleton’ recently kneecapped Ballyclare pensioner Ada O’Heammorhoids told us. ‘Although technically he’s not really a skeleton, is he? I mean, it’s just his face that’s skeletal. He should really be called Skullitor’.
‘Please don’t kneecap me again’ she added.
