After appointing her recently bereaved Home Secretary, Amber Rudd, to take
flack from ‘the most left wing audience since a Stalin rally’ – Daily Mail,
in yesterday’s leaders debate. The Supreme Commander of the Strong and Stable Great State of Little England, Treesa May, has ruled out appearing in the upcoming General
Election, stating;
“People don’t need to see my strong and stable form during the Election, as
they have done countless times in my strong and stable debates at PMQ’s.”
“My time would be better spent being strong and stable elsewhere,
campaigning for strength and stability against a coalition of chaos lead by
a naked, IRA loving Jeremy Corbyn.”
Rumours have already started circulating around Westminster about who Mrs.
May will appoint to stand in for her, with Boris Johnson tipped as odds on
favourite, closely followed by the corpse of Margaret Thatcher.
