The Foreign Aid budget is a waste of money according to arseholes in the U.K. Who throw out more food every year than they eat.
"It's a discrace." Chardonnay Splatt, 22, told The Herald. "I can barely afford fags and Sky with my benefits and we're sending money to foreigners. I've had my hand out all my life, I even had four extra kids so the Council would give me a bigger house. I've earned it."
For the first time in recorded history there will be four concurrent famines in the world with an estimated twenty million people expected to starve to death. At least ten percent will be babies.
Eighty fucking percent of the population of Yemen is at risk of dying of starvation by the end of 2017.
Arseholes across the developing world have been quick to point out that it's nothing to do with them.
"It's nothing to do with us." Eton educated Boris Farage explained. "They shouldn't have chosen careers in nomadic subsistence farming in the Sudan if they didn't want their children to die. They should have tried their hand at mezzanine debt restructuring or bond trading, much more lucrative. We can't be expected to carry the tab for their poor choices."
Households in the U.K. send almost eight million tonnes of uneaten food to rot in landfill every year.
Probably enough to feed twenty million starving people.
