Donald Trump may touch the UK prime minister’s vagina in their first private meeting, the president has tweeted.
The straw-haired misogynist wrote, “Excited to meet the UK’s PM today. We’re going to talk about a great new trade deal, security, breaking up the NHS monopoly, it’s going to be tremendous. I may even grab May’s pussy.”
The tweet came after Theresa May vowed to renew the special relationship, which may have sent the wrong signals to President Trump, who has Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD).
The new administration were quick to play down the president’s thoughts of consummating the special relationship, citing the unique chemistry of the Reagan-Thatcher ties of the 1980’s, although it is not thought that Ronald Reagan sexually assaulted the UK’s first woman prime minister.
Downing Street declined to comment stressing that it was a private meeting between the PM and the president and there were ‘more pressing matters to discuss than who will be raping who.’
