A Christmas Miracle has been declared after a disabled man was completely cured after parking his BMW across two handicapped parking bays at Rochdale Waitrose.

“It’s a miracle.” Steve Robinson of Middleton told Traffic Warden Janet Parker. “I was blind and now I can see!”

The formerly blind Mr Robinson parked his gunmetal grey BMW 3 series thoughtfully across two of the spots reserved for blue badge holders in the four hundred space car park outside of the supermarket for “just a minute” to use the cash point.

When he returned to his car 20 minutes later he found Janet writing him a ticket for £75.

“It’s a small price to pay for my sight back.” An ecstatic Steve told us. “My blindness was pretty debilitating before, as you can see I was parked in two spots!”

We’ve been hearing similar reports including a cashpoint cripple in red a Audi A5 lmwho learned to walk again in Bolton after being spotted parked in a disabled Bay at Marks and Spencer’s.

Have you seen examples of miraculously cured drivers of German cars parked in a disabiled parking space? Or just generally parked like an arse? If you have, please send us your pictures.

Christmas Miracles indeed.

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Quentin D Fortesqueue is a founding editor of The Rochdale Herald. Part time amateur narcissist and full time satirist Quentin is never happier than when playing his lute and drinking a full bodied Bordeaux. He rarely plays the lute and never gets to drink Bordeaux.