Jingle Bells My cell smells It's gloomy and its rank I only pissed some Muslims off Now I'm sitting in the tank. Hey Jingle Bells This is hell I don't think it's funny The Rochdale Herald sponsored me And are collecting lots of money. Hey. Sitting in my cell I'm lonely in the dark I should be in a pub Or walking in a park. Hey. Don't they know my name I'm Britain First's (ex)-boss Now I have to cry alone For entering a mosque *Repeat first two verses
