Head of Britain First, Paul Golding, was arrested and sentenced to prison for obsessively visiting places he supposedly hates. He reportedly hates prison too so he should be in his element. The thick bastard.
A vet who fixes some animals but shoots the rare ones died whilst trying to shoot another rare one. Ha.
Assad celebrated winning the world’s largest dust bowl and the West were thrilled at their little part in fixing Aleppo by obliterating it.
Nicky Morgan Bot 3000 came under fire for criticising the Head of Austerity, Theressa May’s £1000 leather trousers.
Labour vowed to rebrand Jeremy Corbyn as popular.
The Head of Austerity, Theresa May, was shunned by other EU leaders who were scared of her spying on them.
Obama threatened Putin with repercussions over hacks and asked The Head of Austerity, Theressa May, for help.
Nigel Farage is still irrelevant.
Everyone is a Star Wars fan again.
Lord ‘Scrotal features’ Sugar prepares to pick the lesser twat in The Apprentice.
Cuba offer to pay Cold War debts to the Czech Republic in rum but they want half in rum and the other half in cigars.
The new five pound note is still worth five pounds, until another politician mentions Brexit again anyway.
Some football happened.
Weather: A bit nippy.
