Owen Smith is said to be delighted with his shiny new campaign bus.
“It’s brilliant!” he sang. “It shits all over Corbyn’s campaign bike”
Smith drew criticism from grass roots suporters however, when they learnt that it was funded from the £25 fee they were forced to pay to not vote for Jeremy Corbyn in the upcoming leadership election.
Simon Comma, a retired English teacher said “It’s an absolute disgrace. A complete waste of money”.
A Welsh bus firm contacted us to advise that they had in fact donated it but we thought that would be a crap story so we ignored them.
