In last Wednesdays edition, in the article ‘Susan Boyle to sing Dead Kennedys ‘Too Drunk To F@ck’ at Trump Inauguration’, we incorrectly referred to Ms Boyle as being ‘aka The Hairy Cornflake’. This was an error on our part, ‘The Hairy Cornflake’ is of course the nickname of former BBC presenter, radio DJ and convicted sex offender Dave Lee Travis, and not that of Ms Boyle. We apologise unreservedly for any upset or distress that this may have caused Mr Lee Travis and his family.