The Rochdale Herald Christmas Top Ten – Number 10 “The Queen asks Merkel to...
Kicking us off on our Christmas countdown of the top ten most popular Herald articles of the year is Dick Turnip with "The Queen asks Merkel to form a government".
Dick had been working as...
The Rochdale Herald Christmas Top Ten – Number 8 Unemployed mother on benefits knocked...
The Rochdale Herald Christmas countdown of the most popular articles of 2017 continues with this prime example of the art of satire by Quentin D Fortesque.
Lord Quentin D Fortesque MDF.DFS.NVQ.GNT. is not only a...
The Rochdale Herald Christmas Top Ten – Number 7 Department of Justice confirms that...
Continuing our countdown of the top ten most popular articles of 2017 is this expose from Henry Chinaski.
Henry Chinaski is a professional drunk, jimmy-rustler and tramp. His interests include being miserable, making others miserable...
Aunty Angela’s Agony Corner
Dear Aunty Angela,
I think my husband is cheating on me. We've been married for 15 years. He works in advertising and his job requires him to be away from home a lot. I'm a...
Weekly Horoscopes With Olivia Astro – 4.7.16/10.7.16
Aries
Beware people driving silver Vauxhaul Vectras early in the week - they mean you harm and will go out of their way to inflict serious injuries upon your person. Strike first if you can...
Roboscopes with Mystic Rob – What do the stars have in store for you?
Let our resident astrologer "Mystic Rob" take you on a journey through the stars to see what this week will bring.
ARIES - The discarded train ticket.
You are in for a blistering weekend. Unfortunately...
Fireproof cladding found for Westminster cover up
Following years of swingeing corner cutting, government officials anticipate further public outrage and blame as fallout from the Grenfell catastrophe.
Luckily a magic money tree has been found to pay for the protective cladding to...
Herald’s Handy Handbooks For Ms May: The Gays and their Acronyms
Theresa May says not to worry about DUP views on “LGB….what’s the rest of it?”
The Prime Minister met the 1922 Committee of Conservative backbenchers amid controversy over the governments discussions with the Democratic Unionist...
Racists shocked to learn that there are more than two religions
The revelation that there are more religions than just Christianity and Islam has caused mass outbreaks of shock and confusion among racists everywhere, it has been revealed.
The existence of other religions such as Buddhism,...
Southern Rail awarded plum DUP transport contract
World renowned transport provider Southern Rail have been awarded the plum contract of providing locomotion between Belfast and Westminster for DUP politicians.
Southern will take care of all transport needs for Arlene Foster and anyone...
Weekly Horoscopes With Olivia Astro – 27.6.16/3.7.16
Aries
The fall in the value of the pound is just the beginning of your financial woes this week - your pension provider will collapse, leaving you with nothing for your old age. You...
Remembrance is about forcing poppies on sportsmen, not remembering, says patriot
As November's dark days close in, the annual kerfuffle over who does or does not wear a poppy has erupted.
As usual this has been overdone. Remembrance now seeps backwards into October. Crowds...
Turn your house into a Costa and other tips for hosting gatherings of more...
The Government have announced that gatherings of more than 6 people are to be banned. But what do you do if your "Company AGM" is raided by the fuzz? Here's our top tips if...
Couple thrilled by second baby have no understanding of its intentions yet
A couple thrilled by the safe arrival of their second baby have no idea of its intentions yet.
Nic and Cassie Novella already have a three year old daughter called Allopecia. They have been 'managing...
