A 33 year old man from Galilee has been criticised by the GNP, Greater Nazareth Police, after reportedly having a massive dinner party with 12 of his mates before heading out to get hammered on Friday.
“We have had reports of dozens of parties in the Greater Nazareth area over the last few days. Some with bouncy castles and karaoke machines.”
“We’ve had reports that a bunch of hippies had a lock in at a local tavern on Wednesday. They certainly weren’t observing social distancing recommendations.” A spokesman for the GNP told The Rochdale Herald.
“At least one of them hit the town quite hard and got properly hammered. We are quite cross about it.”
“It really is ridiculous that people still aren’t following the rules. If we catch you having a party we’ll crucify you.”
