Disgraced mother-of-two Barbara Dickinson, from Rochdale was disgusted with herself yet again today, after eating through another tub of Halloween themed Starmix.
Mrs Dickinson has prudently stocked the house with family sized packs of Haribo Starmix, Giant Strawbs and Maoam Minis every day in October to “get ahead of the curve” and “be ready for Halloween”.
When asked, Barbara told The Rochdale: “I’m so ashamed of myself. Yet again I’ve fallen off the wagon. Each day I buy another gigantic tub of Haribo for the Trick or Treaters in time for Halloween and each day I end up devouring the entire tub before Phil and Holly have finished nattering on This Morning! I can’t help myself. I’ve eaten 30 tubs so far and I now don’t have anything for the kids tomorrow!”
“I’m going to have to buy some more in the morning. And then I’ll have to ask Steve to pick some up on the way home from work too.”
“I used to have so much willpower before having kids, now I can’t stop eating crap. Each week on a Sunday night I have the best intentions for the week. I say to myself right this week the diet starts. Then it’s the husbands birthday, then the kids, then Christmas, bloody Easter, bastard Halloween – it never sodding ends. It’s not my fault I’m fat, really it’s not, it’s down to all of the Hallmark Holidays we have to put it up with throughout the year.”
Barbara told us that she’s vowed to do better next week!… well after her best friend’s 40th in November…okay in January!
