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Rochdale Toddler Softplay Centre to rebrand as Dante’s Seventh Circle of Hell

It’s rumoured the world famous café and toddler soft play centre Tumble Tots in Rochdale will shortly be rebranding as Dante’s Seventh Circle of Hell.

The move follows detailed discussions with a local advertising agency, Chunky Owl Creative, who were tasked with the multi-pound rebrand and fit out.

“Anybody who has been to a soft play centre with a toddler on a bank holiday weekend knows that Tumble Tots doesn’t really encapsulate the mood or the experience.”

“A brand is a promise kept. A place where you can go to wear a cappuccino, relentlessly crawl around an obstacle course trapped like the subject of a psychedelic Escher or Dali painting while listening to the screams of the young. The rebrand took care of itself really.”

Tumble Tots is typically open 10am till 4pm seven days a week offering fun, safe wholesome fun for children and excellent coffee for parents to wear.

Quentin D Fortesqueue is a founding editor of The Rochdale Herald. Part time amateur narcissist and full time satirist Quentin is never happier than when playing his lute and drinking a full bodied Bordeaux. He rarely plays the lute and never gets to drink Bordeaux.
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