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Russian Athletes urine has street value of £2,000 per fluid ounce 

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Forget crack, heroin, spice and cannabis the latest drug to hit the streets of Rochdale is quite literally taking the piss. 

The liquid shot called USSeR is 90% Russian weightlifter’s urine and 10% Red Bull, allegedly.

A local spice addict and estate agent Simon Dickinson told us “it’s some serious shit dude, I took my first hit and managed to run the length of Drake Street in under 10 seconds.”

Police are warning Rochdale residents to avoid USSeR and stick to Skunk and huffing aerosol paint until studies into the long term effects have been carried out.

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