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Theresa May to appeal to Time Lords over Brexit ruling

Following the ruling by the Supreme Court that Parliament will have the final say on the whatever Brexit agreement the government succeeds in negotiating with the European union, British Prime Minister Theresa May has...

Man with record of making unproveable and unsubstantiated claims claims something unproveable and unsubstantiated

Serial unproveable and unsubstantiated claim maker Anthony Gilberthorpe, 54, has come to the defence of serial gropist Donald Trump.
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Killer Clowns fail to hit productivity target for 3rd week running

The death toll as a result of the "killer clown" craze sweeping the nation remains at a flat zero, The Rochdale Herald can report. In a recent spate of events, which has seen hundreds of...

Whole UK Economy resting on single PPI claim

After the referendum on leaving the EU the treasury scrambled quickly to try and formulate a plan.  "No one actually thought the plebs would defy us and screw the country like that so naturally we...

Picture yourself in their shoes

A picture of Omran Daqneesh, the five year old boy who was pulled from the rubble that used to be his home in Aleppo, Syria yesterday, has hit the news media by storm and...

Roof Falling Down Fastest Thing About Southern Rail

Southern Rail execs are busy trying to figure out how to blame unions for one of their trains falling to bits on its way to London. A ceiling panel fell off as the train chugged...

Whitehall in panic as Chilcot Report left on N47 Deptford Bus

With only a little more than a month to go before the controversial Chilcot report is due to be released Whitehall has been thrown into chaos. Mandarins up and down the country have been recalled...
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Hospital P.O.S. system hailed a success

A new high-tech electronic point-of-sale system developed by a Rochdale company has been described as 'an outstanding success' by managers and staff at Hillingdon Hospital in Middlesex. SVD Systems completed installation of the £6.2m system...

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