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Nurses and Firemen organise whip-round to help pensioner do up her house

Well off government workers including nurses, firemen and the police are banding together to help…

Shock as major philosopher is revealed to be a prankster

Didier Noyu, who identifies as an‘Anarcho-Realist’, admits to making up schools of thought for shits…

Parliament email hack reveals 75% of May’s emails contain phrase “cocking fuck, what fresh hell is this?”

Penetration of the heart of government by dodgy Russian hacker types has allowed innovative research.…

If you’ve got something to say to me say it to my face, says woman on Facebook

Rochdale resident Rhona Rumbelow, 32, reacted angrily to something someone may or may not have…

Queen shows solidarity with NHS workers by only accepting 1% pay rise

Her Maj Queen Elizabeth II today graciously accepted a £6m pay increase in order to…

Conspiracy theorists disappointed to learn nobody is in charge

Two Rochdale conspiracy theorists have been telling the Herald that they've come to the conclusion…

TM + DUP 4EVA carved into Magic Money tree by PM

Theresa May spent the afternoon hand in hand with Arlene Foster and the rest of…

Prince Philip is ‘perfectly fine’ Palace assures public

HRH Prince Philip was straight back to work today insulting foreigners just three days after…

Rescue Workers Call Off Search for Theresa May’s Credibility

Rescue workers hunting through the wreckage of Theresa May's career have called off the search…

How the fuck do you follow THAT, Dave Grohl screams at Glastonbury organiser after Corbyn speech

Dave Grohl is alleged to have been quaking having to follow on from Jeremy Corbyn…

Relief as Theresa May and Arlene Foster finish scissoring out a deal

“It was no time for hammering,” confirmed the Prime Minister, “we had quite enough of…

Theresa May’s password ‘strongandstable’ easiest to guess say hackers

In the wake of the recent cyber-attacks on parliament, we have learned a lot. For…

Samuel L Jackson to provide voiceover for Conservative DUP deal

The world of entertainment is buzzing with the rumour that Samuel L. Jackson is to…

Nelson Mandela House in Peckham Evacuated After 20,000 Litres of Luminous Paint Found in Flat

Hundreds of residents of Nelson Mandela House in Peckham have been evacuated after 20,000 Litres…

Corbyn vows to walk to Brussels to get best Brexit deal

Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has vowed that if he becomes Prime Minister he will personally…

Tommy Robinson fitted with Cone of Shame

Ex-EDL frontman turned solo hate preacher, Tommy Robinson, has become the first human to be…