Donald Trump’s impeachment looked ever more certain in the last few days after images were released of him curtsying before King Salman of Saudi Arabia.

As social media exploded with moving images of Donald using his wee hands to draw out his skirt and bend his knee before the Arabian monarch, twitter melted down with tub thumping Trump supporters expressing their outrage at Trump showing deference to a muslin.

Trump himself seemed oblivious, tweeting into the fire,

“Etiquette classes really paid off. Practised for weeks. Really hard. Done nothing else. Had to get my curtsy bigly right for my KING SALMON!”

Not since Obama practically severed himself at the waist in obeisance to secure Saudi orders for American made machines of death has an American president stooped so low in service to the greenback.

Trump knows what he’s about and he won’t be chastised.

“I know when to hold them. I know when to fold them. I held his hand and then I bent my knees.”

What happened after is anyone’s guess but RednEck69 expressed it best on Twitter,

“I was entertained by the bald faced irony of Trump pleading with the major exporters of an extremely conservative interpretation of Islam that they needed to get tough on religious extremism, but then to see him curtsy like a little girl blew my mind. THee LIBtarD CuCK TraiTor!?!.,,.,![graphic of a confederate flag]”

As Donald himself might tell you, sometimes to close the deal you just have to kneel.