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Ant and Dec secure trade deal with Australia ahead of ‘Hard Brexit’. Tesco set to be first supermarket in UK to stock ostrich anus.

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Lags in Wentworth Scrubs forego the usual hunger strikes in favour of dressing up as annoying children and singing shit songs all day. Screws too confused to intervene; courts thrown into chaos.

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Two cunts in a room made of gold. That’s pretty much it…

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As the world looks on, laughing (except America, they have their own shit to deal with) holidaymakers boycott the UK as a holiday destination. Popular holiday spots fall into ruin. Once thriving high streets begin to resemble war-torn Syria.

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Leavers and Remainers finally find some common ground, as practically everyone in the UK wants Nigel Farage to fuck off out of Europe.