Accident and Emergency departments across the country collapsed utterly this morning after thousands of people swamped hospitals with suspected cases of Tourette's Syndrome.
US President elect, Donald Trump, will be hosting a tribute event for Martin Luther Day
Skip fires around the world have declared they are unhappy with being compared to the US democratic process.
The New York Times, long considered to be the lap-dog mouthpiece of the Commie-loving East-coast foreigner, has finally (and thankfully) been reported to the House Committee for Un-American Activities. Following a series of articles, many...
This week, a local middle aged man had his FarmVille repossessed during a raid on his parents property on Friars Crescent.
Simon Danczuk has won the 2017 most Tory Tweet Award after taking to Twitter to complain about homeless beggars in Rochdale today.
The Met Office has issued an almost unprecedented weather warning this evening after it was reported a woman was spotted on a night out in Newcastle city centre wearing a jacket.
Tristram Hunt had "returned to the fold" and told his friends and family that "his life a socialist was just a phase".
Home Secretary Amber Rudd sounded like your mate's racist pissed wife at a children's Christmas party during her speech yesterday. West Midlands Police have said the Home Secretary's speech to last year's Conservative Party conference...
Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt has solved the problem of NHS waiting times by making hospitals use the geological clock. After coming under increasing pressure from everyone to sod off and die, Mr Hunt has today...