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Quentin D Fortesqueue is a founding editor of The Rochdale Herald. Part time amateur narcissist and full time satirist Quentin is never happier than when playing his lute and drinking a full bodied Bordeaux. He rarely plays the lute and never gets to drink Bordeaux.

Eagle furious that Corbyn won’t let her “have a go on the swings”

A mass brawl erupted yesterday in the Labour Party common room in Westminster yesterday following the news that fashion icon Jeremy Corbyn will be...

SWP sees huge growth in membership, or is it the SDP, or maybe the...

Rochdale Socialist Worker Party member and activist, Quentin Lennon, was celebrating today after finding out that he is part of the biggest political party...

Tory membership livid at Leadsom withdrawal

Tory Party Members up and down the country are reported to be livid that the withdrawal of Andrea Leadsom has robbed them of their...

Morgan’s Pier to ban Piers Morgan

Philadelphia's top beer garden and restaurant "Morgan's Pier" has taken steps to ban the ex newspaper chief and TV presenter Piers Morgan. Part owner and...

Jeremy Corbyn’s refusal to obey parliamentary party is undemocratic, says MP refusing to obey...

Trident loving and bedroom tax abstaining Angela Seagull, who today launched a bid to challenge the leadership of Jeremy Corbyn has called the beleaguered...

You Leadsom, you lose some

Hot on the heels of this morning's half baked apology for inhuman remarks about links between fertility and intelligence, Andrea Leadsom has decided to...

“Why does nobody believe me when I say I’m sorry?” asks woman with made...

A woman who made up a fictitious CV in order to secure a series of well paid jobs in The City is about to...

Leadsom concedes Theresa May “is probably a human”

Following a god awful week for the Conservative Party's chief fantastist and matriarch hopeful, Andrea Leadsom conceded that she needed to apologise to Theresa...

Trident Subs: Gotta catch ’em all

Speaking at the Nato summit in Warsaw this week, David Cameron has hinted that almost £16bn ear-marked for the renewal of the Trident nuclear...

Angela Eagle promises to unite Labour Party with divisive leadership bid

Angela Eagle, the well known former Labour Minister for something or other under Gordon Brown, has made a high profile bid for the leadership...

NHS Complimentary Medicine Services near collapse

The Emergency Services and NHS Trusts in London & the South East areas are reported to be within 24 hours of collapse. Since the vote...

Standard government response to petitions revealed to be – F&@k off Plebs

The trend in starting parliamentary petitions seems finally to be tapering off. We asked serial petition-starter Si Neer why he thinks that might be: “It's...

Idiot dies in Karmic Avalanche

An idiot died in an avalanche of Karma in the town of Teruel in Aragon, Spain, yesterday. Victor Barrio (29), having spent the last 9...

Britain First Theme Park to open in Rochdale

The Far right party Britain First led by Paul Golding and his sidekick Jayda Fransen have announced ambitious plans to open there first Theme...

You’ll like it, not a lot, but you’ll like it. Daniels to smash Blaine’s...

Great news for Britain as magician Paul Daniels is only days away from smashing David Blaine' s record for staying in a box. This is no...

‘Good Faith’ most popular baby name in Rochdale following Chilcot report

Registrars across Britain are seeing a surge of people who want to call their children Good Faith. Apparently so their offspring can never be...

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