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Quentin D Fortesqueue is a founding editor of The Rochdale Herald. Part time amateur narcissist and full time satirist Quentin is never happier than when playing his lute and drinking a full bodied Bordeaux. He rarely plays the lute and never gets to drink Bordeaux.

Boris is Foreign Secretary, God help us all

As the world reacts with stunned bemusement at the news that Boris Bozo Johnson has been appointed foreign secretary The Rochdale Herald broke...

Rochdale Conservative Association In Dis-May

Members of Oldham and Rochdale Conservative Association were distraught today after happiness was snatched from within their grasp. “After Theresa sacked that odious little toad...

Interest Rates Dropped From Naff All to Sweet FA

Bank of England catastrophe juggler, Mark Carney, made no change to interest rates this lunchtime. Rochdale savers wondering exactly what this means have had things...
Theresa May

Cash for Comedy Scandal Rocks Commons

With the Internet suffering from anger and disappointment fatigue and even the most ludicrous events such as David Cameron passing himself off as a...

Man Who Lies About Foreigners Made Foreign Secretary

 Barren barroness and new Tory top trump, Theresa May has decided that the best person for the job of Foreign Secretary is fibbing, fop-haired...

Brian May Not Prime Minister

Members of the Rochdale District Conservative Club were drowning their sorrows this afternoon after a printer's error. The members had gathered this afternoon to toast...

Loire Valley to close

Sources within the French Government say that the Worlds largest wine growing Theme Park, The Loire Valley, is to close with the loss of...

Theresa May delighted that Corbyn is on the ballot

Theresa May was said to be jubilant this morning following the news that Jeremy Corbyn is on the ballot paper for the leadership of...

Eagle furious that Corbyn won’t let her “have a go on the swings”

A mass brawl erupted yesterday in the Labour Party common room in Westminster yesterday following the news that fashion icon Jeremy Corbyn will be...

SWP sees huge growth in membership, or is it the SDP, or maybe the...

Rochdale Socialist Worker Party member and activist, Quentin Lennon, was celebrating today after finding out that he is part of the biggest political party...

Tory membership livid at Leadsom withdrawal

Tory Party Members up and down the country are reported to be livid that the withdrawal of Andrea Leadsom has robbed them of their...

Morgan’s Pier to ban Piers Morgan

Philadelphia's top beer garden and restaurant "Morgan's Pier" has taken steps to ban the ex newspaper chief and TV presenter Piers Morgan. Part owner and...

Jeremy Corbyn’s refusal to obey parliamentary party is undemocratic, says MP refusing to obey...

Trident loving and bedroom tax abstaining Angela Seagull, who today launched a bid to challenge the leadership of Jeremy Corbyn has called the beleaguered...

You Leadsom, you lose some

Hot on the heels of this morning's half baked apology for inhuman remarks about links between fertility and intelligence, Andrea Leadsom has decided to...

“Why does nobody believe me when I say I’m sorry?” asks woman with made...

A woman who made up a fictitious CV in order to secure a series of well paid jobs in The City is about to...

Leadsom concedes Theresa May “is probably a human”

Following a god awful week for the Conservative Party's chief fantastist and matriarch hopeful, Andrea Leadsom conceded that she needed to apologise to Theresa...

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