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Sexism Claim Over Parking Abuse

A driver has defended parking his car across two spaces in a supermarket car park saying "no one would have batted an eyelid if...

Forensics Team called after Amber Rudd murders her career

Home Secretary Amber Rudd sounded like your mate's racist pissed wife at a children's Christmas party during her speech yesterday. West Midlands Police have said...

Sturgeon Scotland Indyref Goes to Defcon Fandouble-Dozi

Nicola Sturgeon has told Theresa May that she is not "bluffing" on the promise of a second independence and has gone to Defcon Fandabidoubledozi! In...

Northern Shithole Celebrates UK Capital of Culture with Pie and Peas and a Knobbly...

About 60,000 people came out in Hull to watch a Burger Eating Contest & Arm Wrestling show to mark the start of the city's...

Scarborough Earthquake Appeal

At 01:00 on Tuesday 3rd January, Britain's worst quake for 25 years hit Scarborough, Yorkshire measuring 5.2 on the Richter scale and causing untold...

Beautiful South Issue Product Recall Over “Song for Whomever”

Paul Heaton of The Beautiful South has apologised to fans and recalled all recordings after a significant grammatical error came to light on "Song...

Top Fake News Reporter Newt Hump Admits “I Haven’t Been Making It Up”

Newt Hump, one of the World's foremost "Fake News" journalists has shockingly admitted that he hasn't been making it up. "I never intended it" he...

Debbie Reynolds Posthumously Wins 2016’s Most Competitive Mum Award

A bad week for the Reynolds family ended on a high note today as mother Debbie was posthumously awarded the Virgin Mary Award for...

Thanks Mahmut. Inventor of Donner Kebab Dies Aged 87

The man who invented the doner kebab has died. Mahmut Aygun, was suffering from cancer and died in Berlin at the age of 87. Known as...
Man Shop

Shops Brace Themselves for Annual 24th December Man Shop of Well Packaged Shite

Man Shop's Eve - the day men buy all their Christmas presents using no thought or imagination based only upon the quality of packaging...

Curse of the Railway Children Strikes Again as Deddie Davies Dies

The Curse of "The Railway Children" has struck again. The film made in 1970 told the tale of a group of children and a...

It’s the Greatest Story Ever Told – The Rochdale Brexit Christmas Nativity

It was the night before Christmas. Newsthump had run an article claiming that if the surplus Remainers from Islington were resident in Rochdale on...

Golding’s demands to serve term with ‘own people’ granted as prisons full of violent...

Paul Golding's demands to serve his 8 week prison sentence "amongst his own people" have been agreed to because, frankly, British prisons are stuffed...

Creator of Sitcom-Only Medical Procedure Heimlichs Out

US doctor Henry Heimlich, who invented the manoeuvre used to help victims of choking, has died aged 96. Dr Heimlich died at a hospital in...

Darth Vader Faces CSA Action for Non Payment of Child Support

Darth Vader is facing a catastrophic attachment to earnings over claims of non-payment of child support. The alleged offense occurred a long time ago in...

Prison not a muslamic themed holiday camp after all says Paul Golding

Paul Golding, hero of the Free British Peoples and shiny-faced wankpuffin, has told Britain Furst colleagues that it turns out prisons are not "Butlins...

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