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Nigel Farage makes surprise appearance at Rochdale circus

The audience at Rochdale's Junkie Bros Circus certainly got more than they bargained for last night when Farage entered the ring. In a bizarre...
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Carnage as kids breaks into zoo for Mothers Day gift

When 5 year old Brody Loughlan asked his mother what she would like for Mothers Day, she didn't expect what happened next. "A lie in...

Man with giant head appears on Ch4’s Grand Designs

A man with an unusually massive head denies he's up his own arse after appearing on channel 4s Grand Designs. The house featured the...

Attenborough spotted in Rochdale as folk turn primitive

Residents of Rochdale coming to terms with the swear ban are having to learn how to communicate from scratch. Restricted from their usual expletive fuelled...

Eager traffic tyrant issuing parking fines willy-nilly in the town

Disgruntled shopper Eileen McCarthy nipped into Poundland around lunchtime on Friday leaving her tartan bag on wheels parked up on the kerbside.  To her dismay...

Trading Standards to prosecute Gastro Pub for using plates

A new gastro pub, The Pissed Idiot, in Rochdale is under investigation by trading standards after allegedly serving food on actual plates rather than...

Naked gym guy insists “I’m just high on life”

Reports are circulating that a middle aged man stripped stark bollock naked last night at local budget gym, LoveMuscle. Eyewitnesses claim he was beating his...

Manchester tram ‘spontaneous combustion’ victim named

Commuters were left stunned this morning when Londoner Harry Turner spontaneously burst into flames aboard a Manchester tram.  The tragedy occurred after he was forced...
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Police find cannabis farm at Rochdale old folks home

Cannabis plants have been uncovered at 'Bright Horizons' home for the elderly, Kirkholt, this morning. Police describe the haul as a kick in the...

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