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Lord Lucan, Pol Pot, Martin Borman ,Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi and Boko Haram emerge from hiding as Trump confirms he has ‘complete power to pardon’

An entire top shelf of global mass murderers have signalled they plan to emerge from…

Whatever gave you the impression I will deal with student debt asks man who said he’d deal with student debt

A man who distinctly said that he’d “deal with” student debt during an interview with…

Corbyn treated for dizziness after performing student debt pirouette on Andrew Marr Show

Jeremy Corbyn is reported to be recovering this afternoon after suffering a severe bout of…

BBC resolves gender pay gap crisis

Human Resources managers at the BBC have been working tirelessly throughout the weekend, completing two…

Remember the Wombles? Forgotten 70’s BBC stars found starving in hole in ground

In their 1970s heyday they topped the charts with popular sing-a-long anthems like "Remember You're…

Morning-after pill still cheaper than taking kids to Spain during School Holidays insists Boots Chief Executive

High street chemist Boots have defied public pressure to reduce the price of their emergency…

Boots fight elitism by pricing poor people out of contraception

High Street favourite Boots has been in hot water lately over the row which arose…

Sean Spicer to be the reassuring new voice of Southern Rail

It was reported this morning that Southern Rail are headhunting Sean Spicer to be the…

Homeopaths proposal for huge protest march against NHS cuts watered down

Homeopaths planning a protest march against NHS cuts have begun watering down their plans. The…

United Kingdom gobsmacked as child turns four

It was announced yesterday, with the publication of an official photograph, that a child is…

Homeopaths to protest NHS cut with one person million man march

Homeopaths are to warn Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt that he faces severe blowback from them…

NHS declares tap water is much more cost effective than homeopathy

The NHS has declared that it's probably a better use of money to invest in…

Eating food causes cancer, says government scientist

This startling fact has now been scientifically proven and published in an official report. Restaurants…

Peter McCallister found dead after triggering booby trap

Peter McCallister, has been found dead at the foot of his stairs within his home…

Jobs with street value of £25 million found in flat of immigrant scrounger

The recent drought of jobs for British citizens has been an ongoing concern. Tirelessly the…

Tinky Winky to return half of salary after identifying as a woman

BBC bosses have demanded that Teletubbies star Tinky Winky hand back half the wages ever…