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Whatever gave you the impression I will deal with student debt asks man who said he’d deal with student debt

A man who distinctly said that he’d “deal with” student debt during an interview with…

Corbyn treated for dizziness after performing student debt pirouette on Andrew Marr Show

Jeremy Corbyn is reported to be recovering this afternoon after suffering a severe bout of…

Morning-after pill still cheaper than taking kids to Spain during School Holidays insists Boots Chief Executive

High street chemist Boots have defied public pressure to reduce the price of their emergency…

Sean Spicer to be the reassuring new voice of Southern Rail

It was reported this morning that Southern Rail are headhunting Sean Spicer to be the…

Homeopaths proposal for huge protest march against NHS cuts watered down

Homeopaths planning a protest march against NHS cuts have begun watering down their plans. The…

Homeopaths to protest NHS cut with one person million man march

Homeopaths are to warn Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt that he faces severe blowback from them…

Eating food causes cancer, says government scientist

This startling fact has now been scientifically proven and published in an official report. Restaurants…

Peter McCallister found dead after triggering booby trap

Peter McCallister, has been found dead at the foot of his stairs within his home…

Jobs with street value of £25 million found in flat of immigrant scrounger

The recent drought of jobs for British citizens has been an ongoing concern. Tirelessly the…

Tinky Winky to return half of salary after identifying as a woman

BBC bosses have demanded that Teletubbies star Tinky Winky hand back half the wages ever…

University of Life under Ofsted investigation after turning out complete fucking idiots

Chief Ofsted inspector Mark Teachers announced today he would be launching a special investigation into…

London not centre of Universe say astronomers

In a shock announcement today, astronomers have come out and stated categorically that London is…

Five year old lemonade salesman found guilty of tax evasion after multi-million pound VAT investigation

A five year old girl has been found guilty at the Old Bailey of tax…

Theresa May rehearsing upcoming Brexit u-turn while on hill walking holiday

"It will be my most challenging about face yet." The Prime Minister is reported to…

Foxes Just ‘Scarves With Legs’ Says Tory Think-Tank

During the snap election called by Theresa May one controversial proposal to emerge from the…

Celebrities reveal best detox is to take money from idiots

Celebrities have allegedly been explaining how the best detox is to take money from idiots.…