In a move to hail his comeback, the king of hereditary Marxist dictators, Kim Young Un aka Fatboy Kim, has announced a rehashing of his old remix hit “Radioactivity”.

His latest bid to burn up the dance floors of the Pacific Party island of Guam with his catchy percussion weapon beats has been met with mixed reactions.

Relatively new kid on the block, DJ Trump, has said any attempts at a comeback would be met with the overwhelming power of the US bombastic dance hits currently seeing a resurgence on the US East coast.

Tony Blair is said to be currently locked up and gagged in a disused party warehouse following his disastrous flop “WMD”, which was launched to great acclaim but fell like a prematurely dropped spliff into a squat party toilet.

We will bring you any fall-out from these quickly evolving events as they happen.