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Tony Blair reveals ‘only God can judge me’ tattoo

Tony Blair has revealed his new tattoo. Mr Blair got the tattoo during a drunken night at Silvio Berlusconi’s villa. The tattoo says, “Only God can judge me” in Aramaic and is located on his lower back.

A spokesman for Mr Berlusconi said, “Both Tony and Silvio were in Rome at a charity dinner for Save the Children. The wine was flowing and both Mr Blair and Mr Berlusconi decided to get tattoos. Mr Blair, who has deeply held religious beliefs that led to him coming out as Catholic in 2007 got the epithet in honour of his faith.”

It’s the second revelation in a month on Mr Blair’s body art. It has been revealed that Mr Blair will appear on Tattoo Fixers after going on the show to get an ill judged tattoo removed. The tattoo had featured the name, George, with a picture of George W Bush on a horse with a heart in the background. It’s alleged that Mr Blair got the tattoo on a trip to Camp David in 2002. In the show the tattoo is changed to be a St George’s cross with the name, George changed to St George. Mr Bushes face is changed with the addition of a helmet.

It’s alleged that Mr Blair intends to show his new tattoo off when he makes a suprise appearance at this years Labour Party conference. Allegedly Mr Blair will repeatedly ask Jeremy Corbyn why his massive popularity has led to nothing tangible like a General Election victory.

He has also revealed he intends to heckle John McDonell everytime he sees him.

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