Donald Trump has dismissed as fake news any suggestion that money that has appeared in his account is anything to do with collusion with the Russian Government.

In a statement to James Comey Mr Trump denied making but which Mr Comey kept details of, Mr Trump said, “Talk of collusion is fake news. That money was resting in my account.” 

Mr Trump went on to say that all his money is invested in gold toilet seats.

Mr Comey says Mr Trump had denied that the money had come from any representative of the Russian Government. 

This was subsequently proven incorrect when Donald Trump Jr produced a bank statement with the transaction clearly on there and the transaction details “money for little hands” clearly stated.

There are suggestions that the idea of Mr Putin resting the money in Mr Trumps account was suggested during a secret meeting in July 2016 in Trump Tower. Mr Trump denies the meeting happened or having ever visited Trump Tower. This denial seems flimsy though after Mr Putin released a video of it.

Many are suprised Mr Putin has so much money to rest in peoples accounts. However, footage released this week shows him discussing an annual financial turn over of $80m dollars with an unnamed aide at an airshow. It’s thought the matter came up when Mr Putin offered to buy ice creams for everyone.

The aide has since been found dead after the ice cream he was eating caused a brain freeze that produced symptoms similar to being killed in a car crash.

Fact checked by Snopes; Plagiarised by Andrew Neil; Nancy Sinatra's favourite Rochdale satirist; sued by Chris Froome and winner of the 1922 Nobel Prize for Chemistry.* *Not all of these necessarily true.