NASA Astronauts have confirmed that Theresa May’s staggering incompetence has joined the Great Wall of China as the second man-made object to be visible from the surface of the Moon.
Space boffins were at first confused as large parts of first London and then other parts of the UK seemed to ‘blank-out’ for brief periods of time.
Then for the first time in mid-April the entire UK went missing under what NASA described ‘an unidentified cloud of what we thought at first was unbridled Hubris’.
However things became clearer as the scientists started to look more closely.
Professor Hans Olo of the Parsec Institute picks up the story,
“We had seen a Hubris Cloud before. It usually follows English sporting teams – particularly Football – across the planet every four years of so.
However, this was something different. It was much, much bigger. It also appeared more frequently over much greater distances. We only dared to hope, but had we discovered ‘The Incompetence Particle”?
It was then that they called in NASA.
‘By examining the data we were able to prove that the cloud appeared every time Theresa May was asked to speak, think or make even the simplest of decisions.’
Millions of the Incompetence Particles were created as May first called an election, then put Animal Cruelty at the top of her priorities before trying to steal kids lunches.
Whilst this wasn’t enough to lose an election to a fringe loon, her response to pay the DUP £100m per Parliamentary vote caused a critical mass that now covers the whole of Britain.
Mrs May declined to comment upon her remarkable achievement.
Instead she did, however, ask Boris Johnson to email a photo of his johnson to Angela Merkel and sent Michael Gove to a children’s party.
