Ex-EDL frontman turned solo hate preacher, Tommy Robinson, has become the first human to be fitted with a “cone of shame.”

Medical professionals deemed the pioneering move necessary after a video emerged of Mr. Robinson engaged in unskilled combat at Ascot.

At first it was considered a hoax as no one could believe or understand why the “telling it like it is, man of the people” would be attending such a famously high class event. It was later found Mr. Robinson suspected one of the horses of trying to impose Sharia law in the stables and vowed to put a stop to it.

Doctors say this move will be beneficial to Mr. Robinson’s safety as well as the safety of those around him. The Rochdale Herald caught up with Dr Hussain, Robinson’s GP, who explained the groundbreaking move.

“We tried a number of things; anger management, several mood suppressing medications, giving him a flag to wave but unfortunately none of these seemed to have an effect on Mr. Robinson’s delusions. Being Muslim myself, Mr. Robinson would often demand to check my surgery for rape gangs before he’d be seen. With no traditional human practices working I decided to explore veterinary methods as it seemed that if it could work on an Alsatian, it might well work on Tommy Robinson.”

It’s still too early to tell whether this move will have a lasting effect on Robinson, immediate aggression doesn’t seem to be effected but he does seem to have stopped chewing on his own legs or chomping his own anus.