Theresa May has once again been forced into a U turn on policy, this time on the so called ‘Dementia Tax’. 

It comes after a series of high profile turns, such as her stance on Brexit, an early election and National Insurance rise.

The PM who wishes to appear as the “Strong and Stable” leadership option is increasingly looking ‘Weak and Wobbly’ to the public, but has caught the attention of a surprising institution.

Rupert Bothwell of the Rochdale Royal Ballet has expressed interest in hiring the PM as a ballerina after June 8th if the election doesn’t go well

“She marvellous; a poor politician maybe, but she’s utterly fabulous at turning. I can see her in the stage, pirouetting like a Spinning top.”

“This election could offer us one of two things; Theresa May continuing as the PM, or a British Anna Pavlova.”

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