A quiz show presenter who asked a cancer patient if it was possible his ill
health is caused by your negative attitude has announced he is suing HBOS
for fraud.

The presenter who made the comments also claimed that it’s a scientific
fact that disease is caused by negative waves whilst publicising an
electronic box that claims to stimulate cellular resonance in the body. The
presenter claimed with no scientific basis that the box tackles cancer.

Dr Henry Seddon of Rochdale college said, “Clearly this is bollocks. A
series of genetic changes leading to abnormal cell growth with the
potential to invade or spread to other parts of the body causes cancer.
Negative waves have nothing to do with this disease or any other. It’s as
if he’s never heard of bacteria of viruses.”

The presenter is now suing HBOS as his reputation as a successful business
entrepreneur was destroyed by humiliating media coverage of the collapse of
his business empire as a result of the fraud.

A spokesman for the company who make the electronic box told the Herald “He
went on the BBC and made these claims about our box tackling cancer. It was
unsubstantiated and could have destroyed our business empire. I hope he
loses.”

Fact checked by Snopes; Plagiarised by Andrew Neil; Nancy Sinatra's favourite Rochdale satirist; sued by Chris Froome and winner of the 1922 Nobel Prize for Chemistry.* *Not all of these necessarily true.