Gajja Ileum, a journalist for the Korean Worker’s Party, has travelled from Pyongyang to London for a 2 week intensive training course in State Propaganda with the BBC.

“It’s astonishing how blatantly bias the BBC is. I’ve grown up with only the state run Central Broadcasting Committee but it’s completely amateur compared to the BBC.”

The political editor of the BBC, Laura Kuessnberg – the Conservative party press spokesperson in all but title, is running workshops for the North Korean Worker’s party journalists throughout the week.

“She is quite inspiring.” Said Gajja.

“It requires the threat of internment in a work camp for us to peddle lies for the state, but Kuenssberg can stand in front of the nation and keep a straight face as she promotes the Conservative governments agenda.”

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