Nicola Sturgeon sensationally called for an independence referendum after a house came seemingly from nowhere and landed on her sister.

Speaking through an interpreter she said to Theresa May “I’ll get you my pretty! You and your little Hammond too!”

However, shortly after having it explained to her that 61% of the population were against even having the referendum, that 56% of the population were for remaining in the United Kingdom and that, frankly, she wasn’t in Kansas now, she said;

“You cursed brat! Look what you’ve done! I’m melting! melting! Oh, what a world! What a world! Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness? Oooooh, look out! I’m going! Oooooh! Ooooooh!”

If only…….

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