More details are emerging of the savage attack somewhere in Sweden on Thursday, or perhaps Wednesday involving one or less unknown assailants.

In a shocking disclosure, Kellyanne Conway has said the attack was far more more bigly than the bowling green atrocity.

“It was yuge in comparison, 100 times worse, off the scale in fact. Some people were not killed in the bowling green incident, but absolutely no person survived this barbarity.

“None of the terrorists have yet been apprehended but we are liasing with Swedish authorities to keep them up to speed on what never happened in their country somewhere last week.

“These terrorists are sneaky, very sneaky; they can attack without anyone knowing it or even where it is. They can be hiding anywhere at anytime, they are invisible and could even be hiding in your wardrobe or under your bed.

“Luckily we have a world class intelligence service here in the US. We will be watching Fox News again at noon to get to the bottom of it all.”

We managed to contact a member of the Swedish government to ask them about the attack and they told us.

“Whuh?”

For their part Fox News are scanning their footage from last week’s programs to discover what their amazing scoop was and how they managed to forget all about it.

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