Reports are circulating that a middle aged man stripped stark bollock naked last night at local budget gym, LoveMuscle.

Eyewitnesses claim he was beating his hairy chest with his fists and foaming at the mouth after being spotted sipping a mysterious luminous drink prior to the outburst. 

” I’m not loopy, I just wanted to let my balls aerate. You should try it” he told bystanders, “I feel mint now.”

One eyewitness told our reporter; “I couldn’t believe my eyes! One minute he was on a rowing machine the next he was doing star jumps with his cock out! That almost never happens.”

Gym owners say this is not normal clientele behaviour and that they are NOT a nudist fitness establishment. However, they expressed relief that he was no longer wearing lycra. 

Get monthly highlights in your inbox